Wil Wheaton, mensch.
me: oh wow this song is nice let’s find some sheet music so i can play i-
… sorry, help? IDK!
This key of five flats (otherwise known as D flat) is a somewhat (in)famous key for beginners. It’s actually quite easy, and a favourite for flutes and trombones, but it’s more the complain of people with little experience on music.
Actually, you know what? D flat is one of my favourites!
I thought of making a joke, but I now realize it would B flat.
That’s not just some flat pun. That’s D flat pun
Oh, pretty sharp of you, amigo.
I can see music puns are your forte, so, clearly, you have me beat, good sir.
Seriously! Thinking of a come-Bach is just too much treble, cannot Handel it!
Don’t worry, won’t be throwing tempo tantrums, or go into Haydn…
(I, for one, know how to conduct myself.)
And for those that clenched under such a Liszt, you have my symphony.
Matt Damon was conflicted when friends Jimmy Kimmel and Ben Affleck called on him to complete the ALS ice bucket challenge.
Navajo Kindergartner Sent Home from School, Ordered to Cut His Hair
On Monday, a 5-year-old Native American boy was sent home on his first day of school and ordered to cut his hair short because it allegedly violated district policy, the boy’s mother said.
The child, Malachi Wilson, an enrolled citizen of the Navajo Nation, had been looking forward to his first day of kindergarten at F.J. Young Elementary in Seminole, Texas.
THIS IS TERRIFYING AND HORRIBLE
to navajos cutting your hair is losing your knowledge..this is some boarding school shit
Oh, of course, it gets worse!
That’s the school’s logo.
The native american has to cut off a sign of his own culture, while atttending a school with an Indian Mascot (not native american, supposedly they call it “Indian” themselves.)
Olivia Benson, the most influential woman of my early adulthood, telling you what’s up.
This show… these characters…
I swear the fuckin producers of the simpsons knew shit was an issue before anyone opened their eyes.
Morrison’s current high-profile project for DC, a nine-part miniseries titled The Multiversity, underscores Simone’s observation that furthering diversity in comics is a reflection of the people who work on them. Morrison’s latest dimension-spanning tale includes the Justice League of Earth-23, which boasts a black Superman (who is also the President of the United States on that Earth as well as the leader of the League), a gay speedster named Red Racer, and the aboriginal Australian powerhouse Thunderer among its members.
“I would like to think that people can pick up books like Batman Incorporated or The Multiversity and see their own lives reflected,” says Morrison. “But I’d always caveat that with the need for us to see more diverse writers and artists, because that’s when I think the walls will really come down. As a straight [white guy from Scotland], I can only do so much, and I find even sometimes when you do this, you do get accused of tokenism or pandering. I don’t mind it. I can put up with that, but I’d rather see a genuine spread of writers and artists creating this material.
”Diversity and the Dark Knight”, The Advocate (via fyeahlilbit3point0)
As long as the face is not the focus, but the story, I’m in!
Grant Morrison created an Aboriginal version of Thor called the Thunderer for Multiversity and he is such a beast i need more of him!
remember when bee movie promoted bestiality
i need a moment
Bee right back?
that in the Chinese version of Disney’s Mulan, the fake name she gives is “Ping”, but her family name “Fa” in English is “Hua” in Chinese, therefore her full name is “Hua Ping”, which is literally “Flower Vase”, and that’s why Shang is so bewildered because it’s a silly name.
but OP how could you not tell them the best part
“hua ping”/flower vase is chinese slang for “camp gay”